tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7603499.post4815951534429023595..comments2023-11-30T03:44:34.585-05:00Comments on Opinions Nobody Asked For: I'd Rather Have Greenmail, Thank YouJeffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11683622475941901572noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7603499.post-84871255970699905072007-07-12T20:25:00.000-04:002007-07-12T20:25:00.000-04:00Can't the Miss America pageant be our one remainin...Can't the Miss America pageant be our one remaining stronghold of moral virtue and propriety? Can't we use it to, for once, highlight a single woman who still stands for patriotism and our core values of hairlessness below the scalp, pretend virginity, and No Fat Chicks? These are the important characteristics of a true Miss America, otherwise why would our founding fathers have defined them in the constitution?<BR/><BR/>In other news, the "bite" photo makes me recall <I>Arrested Development</I>. "He didn't just get to second base, he dove in head first, like Pete Rose."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01305392362522857016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7603499.post-11852063111591786082007-07-12T15:41:00.000-04:002007-07-12T15:41:00.000-04:00Hehe, you said titillating.Seriously, though, the ...Hehe, you said titillating.<BR/><BR/>Seriously, though, the whole Miss America thing is ridiculously antiquated and they know it. It's almost like they have to cook up scandals to get anyone to pay attention.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06383789548221247888noreply@blogger.com