Thursday, December 16, 2004

Freeze! Or I'll Chew!

Best opening line for an article I've seen in a while: "Greece's freed hijack hostages on Thursday portrayed their Albanian captors as bungling criminals just after money who were easily manipulated and armed with croissants, not dynamite."

Read the whole thing here.

In other news, the Department of Homeland Security has ruled that any pastry of any sort may no longer be sold in airports. Former Secretary Tom Ridge is reported as saying that "the cream in an eclair could be a deadly weapon if used properly."

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