I've heard unconfirmed reports that Fuel lead vocalist Brett Scallion dropped the F-bomb at one of Bush's inaugural balls. If it's true, it's hilarious - anyone know?
Also, slightly more confirmed reports that James "Focus On This, Bitch" Dobson has declared SpongeBob to be gay. What Dobson has failed to realize is that sponges reproduce either remotely or asexually, so they don't actually have sex, per se. Plus, why is Dobson thinking about SpongeBob's sex life anyway? What kind of person sits up at night wondering if SpongeBob gets laid, and by whom? Does Dobson get way too excited about doing the dishes and cleaning the bathroom?