I have proof, ladies and gentlemen. (Dramatic pause, wiping tear from eye) Proof that head Tea Partier Glenn Beck is, in fact, the Devil Himself!
"What proof could you possibly have," you ask? Well, check THIS out. Here are some important numbers:
912, 828 - numbers pertaining to his most famous events, both rallies in Washington, D.C.
46 - Beck's age
12 - the number of letters in Glenn Lee Beck, his full name
10 - the number of books Wikipedia says he has written, in part or in full
1 - the number of divorces he's been through.
And (912+828)*46/(12*10) - 1 = 666!
Presumably, this means Beck will stop being Satan when he reaches his 47th birthday, since then this will add up to 679.5. But maybe that's what Satan Beck WANTS us to think.
What? I was bored while Selah was napping. Sue me.
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3 comments:
My God! It's so... so... OBVIOUS! Why didn't I see it before?
Fun blog! wanna trade links?
am sorry about my previous comment, but I truly love this post..
had wet eyes reading it!
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