Tuesday, November 20, 2007

ONAF's Infallible Conservation Plan

It's really important to conserve these days. A lot of material, especially, goes into making clothes. And women, as most of you know, have a lot of clothes. So I think women should be encouraged to save the planet by not wearing any clothes.

C'mon, ladies. The fate of the planet rests on your shoulders.


Mike said...

I second the motion.

Michael said...

How Ferengi of you.

Motion tabled and seconded. All in favor, say "Aye."