It's really a sad state of affairs when I hear that there's a bomb scare on I-40 and immediately know, without hearing anything else, that it's fake, and that probably something fell off a car somewhere and people freaked the fuck out. Of course, I was right. Cynicism pays, people.
Oh, apparently a deputy shot himself in the arm responding to the foam thingy too. I don't know why I'm laughing at this. I just am.