Thursday, July 24, 2008

Even The Idiocy Is Bigger In Texas

Via Fark, here's a story out of the Houston suburbs that contains so much craziness that it makes my head spin...

- A couple (whose last name is, hilariously enough, McKain) puts a sticker of someone (presumably the fake Calvin, and I say fake because Watterson never licensed his characters) urinating on the name "Obama" on their truck. You stay classy, there. One wonders if they rant and rave every time they see an anti-Bush sticker, which at least tend to be clever and not completely derivative and dumb.

- A woman interprets their distaste for Obama as racism - because everyone who hates Obama has to be racist, dontcha know - and starts yelling at them.

- A police officer arrests the woman for "making a terroristic threat."

The moral here: in Texas, yelling stupid crap at other idiots makes you a terrorist.

1 comment:

Mike said...

Yeah, I read this too. The real moral is that in Texas, not being Republican makes you a terrorist. Kidding, of course, but in all seriousness this is ridiculously stupid.

On a different note, I have never understood this propensity for having stickers with Calvin urinating on things or, for that matter, stickers with Calvin praying. These don't have a damn thing to do with a great comic strip, so what is the point? It's just weird.