I Think We Saw That Coming

Well, this is about the least surprising news ever:

Teenage pregnancies and syphilis have risen sharply among a generation of American school girls who were urged to avoid sex before marriage under George Bush's evangelically-driven education policy, according to a new report by the US's major public health body.

Can we finally nail the abstinence-only coffin shut now? Or will we let it continue to wander around the country aimlessly for the next decade or so like a zombie?