Let me get this straight.
Michael Vick got 23 months in jail for dogfighting.
Plaxico Burress just got two years in prison for accidentally shooting himself.
Donte' Stallworth got 26 days in prison for killing someone while driving drunk.
Translation: Killing a dog is way worse than killing a human. But the worst thing you could do is do something stupid to hurt yourself.
What. The. Fuck.