As regards our men's basketball team:
Sure, we may have lost to South Carolina. Sure, we embarrassed ourselves against Florida and Tennessee, and somehow lost to Arkansas, Alabama, and Georgia. But we swept Kentucky, and that's all that matters.
As for our women: Arkansas? Florida? They have women's teams? If we can lose to them, how the hell are we going to survive Thompson-Bolling tomorrow? Oh well. At least you don't suck as much as the men.
Update 2/13: Seriously, is our women's team just congenially unable to hold a lead against Tennessee? Though there's no shame in playing the #5 team in the nation that close on their home court, especially when they're being coached by the Dark Lord...