To: Morons in the state of Kentucky
From: Jeff
Re: Idiocy
Listen. Just because 57% of Arkansans are friggin' idiots doesn't mean you have to be that way too. What, did you think that Arkansas' extending a middle finger to the kids in foster care was such a brilliant idea that you had to copy it? Sure, it takes a jackass to think that kids are better off in orphanages than with loving parents, but it takes some severe stupidity to mimic this idea. I mean, I know you're a state full of people who thought Tubby Smith was an awful coach who needed to be run out of town, but still, I didn't think you were this stupid.
I dunno. Maybe you're not stupid. Maybe you just hate children too. Yeah, that's gotta be it - Kentucky hates kids too, just like Arkansas. That's what you should call this bill - the Fuck You, Kids Act of 2009.
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Well, KFC has gone from "Kentucky Fried Chicken" to "Kitchen Fresh Chicken". Maybe now it can stand for "Kentucky Fucks Children".
My guess is they're just taking a page from the Chris Buttars playbook.
Butters!
Utah should pass a law requiring Chris Buttars to chuckle stupidly and say "that's me!" during every roll-call vote...
That would cause a lot more people to tune in to C-Span, I'll bet. Plus, they'd be glued to the edge of their seat wondering at the secret identity of the nefarious Professor Chaos.
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