Friday, December 09, 2005

Banditos Theorem Proof #2616

A student was suspended from a Kansas City, KS public school. For what offense, you might ask? Fighting? Nope. Disrespecting a teacher? No. Speaking Spanish in the halls? Yup.

I must admit, between cracking down on bilingualism and endorsing unintelligent design, Kansas public schools are trying everything in their power to not give kids an education.

3 comments:

Pierce said...

My favorite flavor is Nacho Cheezier Banditos. Mmmmmm.

Wait, what were we talking about? Oh right, respect for other cultures and langu... oh! And Cool Ranch, those are awesome too.

Mike said...

Huh?

That's all I can think to say. Oh, and people are idiots.

Pierce said...

I was just trying to paint a bleak picture of a world in which the only "multilingual" part of our culture is the faux-words created by marketing teams to make food coloring and potassium benzoate seem more exotic.